Instibating

The act of trying to get someone else to masturbate

Jason is a fuckin freak. Walks around talking about watching star wars porn and light sabers and was even instibating

by Altuck September 12, 2010

InstaIndecison

noun.
inability to decide between filters on Instagram.

Coined by Amanda Fuller.

He just sat there perplexed with InstaIndecison trying to decide which filter made his food look best.

by ccxxii December 13, 2012

instalebrity

Someone who believes they are famous due to having high numbers of Instagram followers.

Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."

Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."

by John Superman November 28, 2013

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.

Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.

by cakenbake May 6, 2014

Instastar

A person who has many followers or follower request on their Instagram account do to famousness, or inversely proportion of waist/chest size and amount of clothes.

Kim Kardashian is such a instastar, last night she posted som serious cleavage

by SmuttyKage April 4, 2015

Instagram

Instagram: DONT GET STUCK INTO IT!!!!

Instagram the worst thing that happened to you

by Dunzo Kezz February 22, 2017