humorsexual

A person who thinks sex is funny.

Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

humor

1. What makes the worst moments of our already miserable existence that more bearable.
2. A sixth sense which some have and others don’t.

"That man has no sense of humor."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Prison Hump

To have Anal Sex without any lube as they would in prison.

Oh man, last night I gave this fine bitch a prison hump, she screamed fer mercy.

by prison gaurd 500 April 4, 2005

Oh, the humanity

1.) A cynical phrase used to trivialize a pitiful speech that can come off as too sentimental. Also used to condemn minor problems that are exaggerated by the speaker. Originated from Herbert Morrison's emotional radio broadcast of the Hindenburg crash.

"Oh, the humanity and all the passengers screaming around here. I told you, I can't even talk to people whose friends are on there {...} I-I can't talk, ladies and gentlemen." - Herbert Morrison, 1937 Hindenburg crash report

1.) A. "Sorry I couldn't come to school this past week...my dog died...*cries*"
"Your dog died? Who was 23 years old? Oh, the humanity!"

B. "My mom took away my phone for a week because I was texting in class. I am, like, so mad at her I swear I'm going to run away!"
"Oh, the humanity! Running away from home is the only justification for being punished because you disobeyed your school's code of conduct!"

by GrammarNazi97 August 29, 2012

Pop Rock Hummer

Using the popular pop rock candy, an individual places it in their mouth and proceeds to conduct oral sex on another individual, whether it be on the penis, vagina, anus, or nipples. While the pop rocks explode in the giver's mouth due to the reaction with the saliva, this explosive sensation is transferred on to the "sensitivities" of the receiver, a "hummmmm" type feeling is received.

A common example of a pop rock hummer would be during a blow job. The girl puts some pop rocks in her mouth and once the pop rocks start "popping", she sucks the guy off. The same tingling sensation she receives in her mouth is transferred to the guys penis. This works even better the other way around when a girl gets eaten out because the pop rocks not only react with the saliva, they also react with the delectable juices of the vagina.

by Tony Tollefson January 4, 2009

Human burrito

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.

I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.

by toushiama February 16, 2010

Engelbert Humperdinck

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

"Release me(And let me love again)"

"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",

and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.

2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm

by The Forsaken Wolf Godfather. November 29, 2010