Purple Hammer 

When a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.

"I got purple hammered when i went into the bathroom at the high school."

Purple Hammer by B-MasterCock December 20, 2010

meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

meat hammer boy by A guy who hates Brendan February 15, 2014

let the hammer fly 

when ever the task at hand is accomplished

chad: you think i should have sex with this girl

randy: yes i would let the hammer fly

let the hammer fly by ol boy July 1, 2009

matthew's holy hammer 

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

matthew's holy hammer by St.damien February 21, 2014

hebrew hammer 

the hebrew hammer is Andrew Rosenthal he ushally tends to chill with JBM1023 on teh l33t xb0x @ll d@y.

"we need backup - backup what kind? uhmmm were gunna need the uhmmmm...hebrew hammer....WHAT!? the hebrew hammer only comes out in certain cercumstances. this is the circumstance. so wiat you need the hammer? YES NAO!!!!!!!

hebrew hammer by teh l33t hax June 5, 2009

yellow hammer 

A person of the trades (auto mechanic, carpenter, plumber) who knows virtually everything about his particular line of work, but little to nothing about anything else. This can include life itself. While not considered a derogatory term by any means, it *implies* said person would do well my expanding their horizons.

Darn this carburetor! I can't figure it out. I gotta call yellow hammer over and have him take a look at it.

yellow hammer by Harvey B. February 9, 2009

Thor's Hammer 

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.

"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"

Thor's Hammer by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009