gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

Goochie

The area between a man’s penis and his butt.

Jay: “Yo bro, my girl licked my goochie yesterday when I was getting head it felt mad good”

John: “Yeah your weird for that”

by Winspiracy March 12, 2024

goochimbug

Your little European snow princess pookie bear. Another nickname for your girlfriend.

Awww come here little goochimbug!

by JimmyTheCreator April 14, 2024

Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.

Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.

by HCG4 April 15, 2024

Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

by BigChad69 April 17, 2024

Goochin'

The act of sexually shooting your cum into the air after jerking it slowly and catching it with your mouth.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Dillothy was Goochin' last night?
Person 2: Please leave me alone I don't know who you are
Person 1: I know, right?

by Ourgh April 17, 2024