Glen Benton (Bassist/Vocalist of satanic death metal band DEICIDE)'s Mother...
Glen Benton Became a satanist because his mother, who is god, Didnt buy him an Xbox, so hes a whiney little brat.
Glen Benton Became a satanist because his mother, who is god, Didnt buy him an Xbox, so hes a whiney little brat.
Son: Mom whos god?
Mother: You know Glen Benton, the douchebag across the street?
Son: Yea...
Mother: His moms god...
Mother: You know Glen Benton, the douchebag across the street?
Son: Yea...
Mother: His moms god...
by a7xcuber June 14, 2010
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Get the god mug.A creature that stupid trolls like to hop off of their forums to make overly biased and sometimes false definitions of.
Troll: "God is an imaginary character made up in the bible... etc etc etc"
User: "That's not a definition..."
Troll: "NO U"
User: "That's not a definition..."
Troll: "NO U"
by PGT November 27, 2007
Get the God mug.It's funny how so many definitions of God have been given by people who don't believe/don't like him. It's like listening to a Democrat define a Republican or vice-versa.
Also contrary to statements mentioned on this site is the idea of God has brought about SO much death in history. If that were the case, then I would ask why the regime of Stalin (atheist agenda) and that of Hitler (renounced beliefs upon taking control of Germany) caused more death than all leaders from all time periods combined?
Instead, God is an omnipotent deity who is credited by the religious as the being the creator of the world. He acts in mysterious ways and is infinite in nature. It is for the individual to decide if he exists or not, and in doing so respect the beliefs of others. If you are one of those people who disrespect the belief in God and try to make fun of it then I would contend that those actions are evidence for your own lack of respect for your beliefs.
Also contrary to statements mentioned on this site is the idea of God has brought about SO much death in history. If that were the case, then I would ask why the regime of Stalin (atheist agenda) and that of Hitler (renounced beliefs upon taking control of Germany) caused more death than all leaders from all time periods combined?
Instead, God is an omnipotent deity who is credited by the religious as the being the creator of the world. He acts in mysterious ways and is infinite in nature. It is for the individual to decide if he exists or not, and in doing so respect the beliefs of others. If you are one of those people who disrespect the belief in God and try to make fun of it then I would contend that those actions are evidence for your own lack of respect for your beliefs.
by Cogito Sum May 6, 2009
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*Rapture happens*
Smart people left behind: Oh fuck, I knew God was telling me something.
Dumb people left behind: Nah, it was some random chance that caused them to evaporate . It only happens every 5-6 billion years.
Smart people left behind: Oh fuck, I knew God was telling me something.
Dumb people left behind: Nah, it was some random chance that caused them to evaporate . It only happens every 5-6 billion years.
by Creationist March 8, 2009
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