Filthy Chet

A sexual act where one fingers one's partner's anus and then gives oneself or one's partner a Soul Patch with the filthy finger. Similar to Filthy Sanchez except with the added douchebaggery of a Soul Patch.

After I finished off she tried to give me the Filthy Sanchez, I backed off quick but she still got me with the Filthy Chet.

by SolarNomad June 30, 2009

Filthy Fowl

just a cleaner way of saying Mother F*%#&r or Son of a B&%$h......its VERY catchy......Once I started saying, ALOT around me did too......pretty funny

That stupid filthy fowler gets on my nerves........or I'll be a filthy fowl.....

by SimplyMe17 August 15, 2010

Filthy Moustache

The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.

Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!

by Rodney L July 27, 2011

Filterbation

The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.

Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...

by xxCriticalMassxx Classy Masi August 6, 2011

Filthy Jeff

Dancing naked in your room listening to Justin Bieber while covering yourself in Pina Colada

Lola: Are you going to the club tonight?

Phil: No, I think I am just going to stick to a filthy jeff tonight.

by BJing February 5, 2012

Filthy Snorkel

The act of wearing a snorkel while a man masturbates in it.

Man I gave Cindy such a nasty filthy snorkel last night, and she drank every drop

by Thafilthyryno January 7, 2013

Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014