Fake

Something that is a scam

Urban dictionary: Get a FAKE mug for ________.\

by OP potato April 11, 2020

Fake friends

They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.

Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.

by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020

Fakeinist

Something I made up to describe a sexist woman.

Fakeinist: "1+1=11!"
Man: "Its actually two..."
Fakeinist: "OMG YOU JUST THINK BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME OMG SO SEXIST!"
Man: "Honestly, how did you GRADUATE?!

by coffeebitch August 24, 2020

Fake Offer

An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.

I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am

by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020

fake depressed elementary schooler

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)

Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler

by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020

Fakeist

A fakeist is one who involves themselves in the act of fakeagoglitoricoltism. Fakeists are unacceptable.

Larry: “Wow. I would’ve never known”
Patrick: “Known what?”
Larry: “That u were a pinnacle fakeist”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Fake Martin Luther Benz

A fake Martin Luther Benz is someone who would rather play fortnite then watch a movie.

Hey wanna watch a movie no i wanna play FoRtNiTe and not watch a movie

Than your a fake Martin Luther Benz

by Madisno December 23, 2020