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Food Law

1. A list of commandments brought down from the mountain by comedian Adam Carolla governing correct procedure in the preparation and presentation of all known edibles. He didn't speak to God. No, he had a bad omelette at a Big Bear Lake Ski Resort once. Cheese just draped over the cooked omelette, not even cheddar like he ordered, but Swiss. What is he an animal? He was certainly animalistic in his rage, with nearby large-breasted patrons trying to assure him that cheddar is sometimes white like Swiss cheese. Alas, he was not calmed. But rather than complete his transformation into a feral beast, one last "Hail Mary" neuron fired in his brain that reminded him of what it was to be human. Laws. A code to prevent civilization from collapsing. His revelation to apply rules, standards, and norms to food preparation/presentation changed the fabric of our society from that day forward. Never again would anyone have to endure such inhumane conditions in their culinary experience. Hero.

2. Actor Jude Law's fat, balding, less successful dimwit of a brother. (Coined by Adam Carolla on September 25, 2018 on "The Adam Carolla Show")
STEWARDESS:
Welcome back to first class of High-Falutin Air, Mr. Carolla. When we get up in the air in about 45 minutes, I'll gladly serve you alcohol for the 3 minutes before we begin our descent. We’ll also be serving meals in that window. Since you're in seat 1A, there's a good chance you'll get some.

ADAM CAROLLA:
Oh yeah? What've you got? Don't tell me it's that pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza. I've blown hobos that sleep on my studio stoop that taste better.

S:
Oh no, Mr. Carolla, we stopped serving that when our surveys indicated customers found it to taste like...well...like you said, "the ejaculate of an AIDS-ridden Homeless man." Now we're serving lentil chili and...

A.C.:
Don't bother. I'll drink my lunch. Until Food Law is enforced in American airspace.

S:
Food Law? Wasn't he in "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus"?

A.C.:
No, that's his younger, more attractive brother. Food Law was in "The Untalented Mr. Shitley" and "I Fart Fuckabees."

S:
Oh, I see. Anyway, want me to give you your usual road head in the John when we get in the air? After I give you your drink, of course. I know you're a raging alcoholic.

JERRY SEINFELD(row behind)
Why do they call it road head, we're gonna be 35,000 feet in the air?

A.C.:
Pipe down Jerry...unless you wanna buy my Porsche 935. I'm really taking a bath on that one. Turns out no one remembers who the hell Paul Newman is.

S:
Oh you took a bath? Maybe my mouth won't taste like a bum's buttermilk for 3 days.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2018
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food sherpa

When someone is familiar with a restaurant or type of cuisine, so they order for the whole group in order to get the best dishes. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Jodie was the food sherpa at the Burmese restaurant.
by pat8uo September 27, 2018
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My friends and I will never miss Food meets NAIJA for anything!
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food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”
Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls
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food flashbacks

When you think the food you ate last night was good, but the next morning it all comes back to you and you feel like crap.
Jimmy John: I just had food flashbacks of that mac n' cheese.

Sally Sue: I told you that having cheese "juice" was not the best option.

Jimmy John: Ok- *cramps, stomach pain* Argh!
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Food Over

A food over is similar to a sleepover but each person takes food and once all together, y'all enjoy it all.
Person: Hey, let's have a food over!

Other person: I'll bring chocolate covered Pinapple!
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Food day

A day to eat everything you want and love without regret
My stomach is gonna explode on FOOD DAY.
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