Fasturbation

The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.

"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012

Fastard

Shortening of \"Fat Bastard\"

I was enjoying the movie until some fastard came and sat in front of me.

by Tom Lane April 26, 2005

FASTCORE

Dirty films played in fast forward, where the action becomes so fast that sexual arousal is intensified by thirty times.

Usually spectators climax before unzipping their pants.

"I went to see a fastcore movie and glued my pants to myself"

"Hey kid, wanna touch it?"

by Jedimintrick October 22, 2006

fastword

A method of using a random but memorable three word combination to quickly remember multiple passwords.

Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!

by bob beeflips July 1, 2011

Fastdreadlord

A very bad person, often used to describe moderators who aren't good at their job.

I can't be the worst mod, Fastdreadlord exists!

by tTurkish May 5, 2021

Fastball

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.

Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.

by Rodney Basil October 3, 2003

fastidious

What Agent Argenti says to try to prove that he can power his scooter on his own sexiness. The word that the dungeon master uses on dirty ho bags right before he pounds them like a champ.

Aaron: Yo bitch you are very fastidious today.
Dirty ho Bag: thanks can you argentify me tonight in your Rv that is powered by your sexiness.
Aaron: yo bitch what do you think I used the word fastidious for.
Dirty ho bag: Can you give me a tony danza afterwards.
Aaron: It comes with the Argentification, in the RV.
Dirty ho bags: you love dirty ho bags don't you and you also love green trackpants.
Aaron: fuck yeah

by The Dungeonmaster November 29, 2004