facebook psychosis

1. A condition marked by the use of facebook to the point that it startes interfering with day-to-day functioning. Alongside this may occur a "break with reality" regarding what is real and what isn't on facebook.

2. Lacking judgment regarding how shitty your content is before posting it, but posting it anyway.

3. Using facebook to the point of experiencing delusions of people giving a shit about your life. Up to and including having hallucinations of people giving a shit about your posts and opinions.

Patient is clearly exhibiting symptoms of a bout of facebook psychosis. A heavy dose of no likes and zero attention for a week should set them straight.

by The Tallest Psychologist June 19, 2016

fatfished

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.

I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished

by NoPo10's May 24, 2016

Favorite Turd

Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.

Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.

Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.

by matterri September 22, 2016

Fatijudice

A prejudice against large, chunky people.

"I was at Walmart and saw a really fat person, gross."
The person quoted was fatijudice

by Krunchey May 20, 2017

Fat Choi

Fat Choi:

He is one of the most unreliable people of all time. He lives in china with his mom and eats noodles everyday. He is a fat boy who gets all the girls. Everyone loves Fat Choi.

Fat Choi is my boy.
Fat Choi saves the day.

by Penny Not Wise September 21, 2017

fallusious

Someone or something that's cool as fuck

Those new shoes are fallusious

by Rocket launcher with a nigga May 3, 2018

Fartle

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018