father's stove

The inside of your father's butt

Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!

Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!

by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017

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FarterSauce

This Means... You use it in your farting pizzas and are most likely to not smell good, So if you see this in the world make sure to put it on your Fart pizzas, It ussually causes an infection in the nose because of its dangerous fumes.

My mom Made pizza with farter sauce. Fartersauce

by anonymous April 20, 2018

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Father

A person with an anal wart fettish

Did you see that guy with a father

by Mr.porn January 6, 2018

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Father Marshall

A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.

Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.

Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..

by Pewpew boom boom May 8, 2018

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father

Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.

My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.

by person with opinions March 21, 2018

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