Default Dance

It's a cringey dance, which is preformed on an individual's dying body by the entity responsible for there demise.

Joey's "new 3DS xl galaxy: edition" snapped Joey's neck, stabbed him multiple times with a chopstick and then default danced over his dying body.

by The Man Who Ate Infinity October 13, 2020

The Axe Defect

When Axe is overused to the point of actually counteracting The Axe Effect.

Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.

by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

the toothpaste defense

When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense

To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.

Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry

by hombretropical July 29, 2012

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

DeFranco

The Feeling of Awesomeness you get after standing up for something you Believe in.

DeFranco - Standing up for someone or something special to you and when you're done you get that awesome feeling.

by Stimpson September 22, 2011

defrag

1. To rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. Fairly useless on new, fast drives.

2. Antonym of frag. Ie, to bring someone back to life.

1. Dirko: My 486 is running like a bag of shit.
Atticus: Defrag the dunga!

2. Game consol: Dirko was fragged by Poonani
Dirko: Damn, I need to be defragged. This definition is so stupid.

by Grant Hayes September 27, 2005

Defunker

another clothing site that now dominates the ads on urban dictionary. Very similar to busted tees and sinful shirts. Defunker sells a bunch of shirts that aren't funny without an explanation or commentary. All of their models are probably supposed to look like "everyday" people, but are just plain stupid.

The model the new ads for Defunker on Urban Dictionary's face makes me sick.

by brian December 3, 2005