Dirty Naruto

When man or woman eats your asshole out right after a shit but they must have ass air to recreate Narutos face whiskers.

We took this chick home last night and she let all three of us give her a Dirty Naruto.

by Ass2inmouth June 25, 2019

The dirty sandoval

Sticking ur Peter in a girls dirty trail

Its more then a mustache its the hole beard the dirty sandoval

by Ooof1999 July 18, 2019

Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019

Dirty Mic

After receiving oral sex your partner leaves without cleaning off your cock

She left me sitting here with a dirty Mic

by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019

dirty car wash

A sex move that is like no other. I, Carwash7576, am inventing a sex move. Kinda like a gang bang, but not really. There has to be 3 people there, at least 2 males. One male on the left side, one male on the right side, and they both jerk off at the same time in a speed test, and the third person is waiting for them to orgasm while doing their own thing. When the 2 males are about to orgasm, the third person runs in the middle, and gets a “dirty car wash” the person running in the middle, has to go back and forth between sucking on the dicks after the initial carwash. When the 3rd person is sucking on the dick, the other dick goes inside. It ends by putting your clothes on, walking out, and acting like it never happened. After the dirty car wash takes place, it’s never spoken of again, and you will never be the same. Ever.

Girl one: “Ew. Why do you smell so bad?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”

by carwash7576 January 11, 2020

dirty gilly

to insert your whole foot in your partners ass with no consent

i was sleeping with this bitch and she pulled a dirty gilly on me

by dickstuckonkeyboardpleasehelp February 24, 2020