twat, i cunt hear you

a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

crunt

A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".

I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.

by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006

cunt

good name for an ex- wife who fucks your boss to get at you..

jokes on you, you stupid CUNT!

by wildcatray September 30, 2009

cunt hair

a term meaning "by a small margin"

"that mufucka is a cunt hair away from get a bullet in his fucking head"

by tonyV August 12, 2006

Cornt

To get totally drunk or wasted. Syn(also see): drunk, smashed, wasted, trashed, crunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, loose, tipsy, well-done, canned, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated.

Everyone got cornt that night.

by ElzyAnn September 15, 2008

cunt port

A place for guys to dock their dicks.

That bitches cunt port was so wide that we could dock three dicks in there.

by Pipe Line February 27, 2008

cunt puppet

A female who thrashes about spewing obscenties while being vaginally fisted.

My exgirlfriend was a proper lady in public but turned into a raging cunt puppet when I'd cram a hand up her twat.

by stonelotus June 9, 2009