Battlefield Bad Company 2

The game Call of Duty try hard fans hate to admit is actually better than Call of Duty. This is because the game has an destructible environment which means if you blow a grenade up in a house, it would be altered.

You can even make your camping spots, and YES, camping is mandatory in this game. It is actually the closest you will come to a real-like war FPS game. The it actually has gravity, and if you want to camp and get a head shot from long range, you would have to aim above someone's head.

Call of Duty Fan: Dude! I just got a 31:0 K/D Ratio in MW2!

Old Call of Duty Fan: Dude, I will not worship you unless you do that shit in Battlefield Bad Company 2.

by NotACallOfDutyTryHardFan April 26, 2011

Superman Complex

When you give yourself an unhealthy feeling of responsibility. Feeling you need to save everyone around you and that no one can do their job better than you can do it yourself.

Bob: Hey Jim... wanna play ball after work?

Jim: I can't... I have to stay overtime to make sure everything is set for the next shift. I have to do what everyone else didn't do good enough and then I have to go home and study right after I help my little brother study.

Bob: You better calm down... that Superman Complex is gunna stress you out.

Jim: Well I masturbate a lot.

Bob: Oh.... well that helps...

by rattlesnake 3:16 August 8, 2008

Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

military industrial complex

Assholes that run our world by making wars and pulling profit of this permanent war economy

Ex : Iraqi invasion is fault of the Military Industrial Complex

by NathanG September 27, 2006

compy

Compsognathus: an incredibly small dinosaur about the size of a chicken.
:also an incredibly annoying dinosaur that hops on you and starts eating your chest in Dino Crisis II who also ate Chucky in Mafia.

"ahhh the compys eating my liver!!!" -Chucky

by harlequinne May 29, 2005

comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

complude

1) To attempt to process a set of data or run a specific set of code resulting in fatal error on a computer

2) To become discombobulated or confused when attempting to process a difficult concept, causing the brain to turn off.

“My computer compluded when the code tried to determine what product upsells were available to the customer.”

“My brain compluded when it tried to find the word I meant to use. When my brain died in the process, the word ‘compluded’ came out of my mouth instead”

by chickengh0st August 3, 2006