Jeepers cripes

A midwestern, mainly North Dakota word for suprised, angered, or astonished

Jeepers cripes thats a big Walleye!

by The ND guy October 6, 2021

if it rhymes, it chimes

a way to express things are going good or that you agree with/like something.
can also be used to express dislike with something by stating it doesn't chime.

Bob: How's it going bro?
Me: Well you know what they say, if it rhymes, it chimes.

(in the negative)
Susie: What do you think of this outfit?
Molly: Well if it rhymes, it chimes and that isn't chiming.

by thealphajoe August 12, 2014

chinese poke torture

when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.

I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.

by Jahamid111 October 19, 2009

Chipsy

When you are tipsy and start to eat chips.

Tom was so chipsy the other night he started eating a bag of cheeseburger doritos.

by larl kindberg June 9, 2011

Chinese Finger Trap

When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.

Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.

by f1ngerblaster December 4, 2018

fish and chips

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman. In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use this technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

"There was a midnight buffet of fish and chips last night."

by dgro September 21, 2006

Chinese

a language that asian people use all the time. Most non-asians think all they say is ching ching chong chong.

Non-Asian: Hey, you Chinese?
Asian: ching ching chong chong

by Arti_CreepYT April 15, 2017