Calling Card

When a girl asks you to write your number down after you've slept over her place following a 1 night stand. However, the only thing your note says is "I win."

So I wake up next to this land beast and she hassles me on how she wants to see me again, so I left her the calling card on my way out.

by sherlock140 April 30, 2009

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trap card

the deadly trap card! people use this as a lure and trick there friends/foes to clicking it. charbz k0 is indeed the #1 trap carder. chris kb's him for this.

charbz k0: sup ut look at dis *link*
UT: OMG trap card sad kb time

by jameiei February 20, 2009

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Joker Card

Pulling out penis out during sex and performing a suprise cumshot.

My girlfriend was pissed off last night when I pulled a joker card on her face.

by Fallenb4u March 18, 2017

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Orange Card

A simple and non-confrontational way to call out sexist and disrespectful behaviour.

Person A: He cried like a girl
Person B: Mate that's an Orange Card, you can't say that.

Person A: If she didn't want the attention, she wouldn't have worn that skirt.
Person B: Going to have to give you an Orange Card. Women can wear whatever they want, whenever they want.

by frank da tenk December 5, 2018

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credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

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