Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

by Papacoon January 09, 2009

diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 09, 2020

cock enabler

the opposite of a cock blocker. this friend will do everything in his power to help you get laid. god bless him

someone always drills when sal is around, he is a true cock enabler

by the august infinity March 08, 2010

Spider Cock

Something to say in a group chat or group text to spark a conversation when everyone is inactive.

Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...

by !Nudda Budda November 03, 2020

Crown Cock

The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.

Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.

by The nasty one October 20, 2007

cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

by Scotty and Nick December 08, 2007

cock and bollocks

another way of describing something as amazing, in a slightly obscene manner

1. That titan toss was the cock and bollocks, relentless of the fact that she broke her neck against the wall.

2. Even though it hurts, that pink sock is the cock and bollocks

by laarx December 14, 2009