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clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011
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Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.
Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 31, 2011
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clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.
by philologue October 5, 2011
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On Clit

On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Clit, bruh."
by COLtheCVNT November 2, 2023
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Clit

its a mix of cool and lit
wow that party was so clit !!
by cccooolllcattt77 November 9, 2023
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Clit taco

its where you take the vagina of your female partner preferably one with a fat meaty big pussy and fold her pussy meat, clit between your tongue like you are folding ingredients between a taco to where your tongue is the taco shell and her vagina and clit is the taco meat, the clitaco baby
jim: dame john wtf were you doing with claire last night I could hear her screaming from the room ontop
john: ohh sorry I was really working her pussy eating it out clitacoing her she busted 9 nutz on my face shit was crazy
you should learn the clit taco
by jack221 December 19, 2023
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Clit Cloud

An aura enveloping a woman’s clitoris when satisfactorily aroused. Symptoms include but are not limited to small pink and blue clouds covered in sprinkles surrounding a blissfully swollen clitoris.
Becky: Javier had me so horny I could see my clit clouds
by PrincessSprinkle777 January 6, 2024
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