Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

Bloody Buttholes

A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!

Anthony and James were bored at work, so they decided to play a game of bloody buttholes.

by SkadooshMF July 5, 2024

Finny Butthole

A person who gets friend-zoned in invisible ink. Usually occurs immediately after the subject inexplicably brings up their sexual history with an ex-girlfriend during a casual conversation with a female of interest.

"Bro, are you okay? You look like you just got Finny Butthole'd."

"Did you hear? She totally Finny Butthole'd him."

"Don't be a Finny Butthole, keep your ex's name out your mouth."

by Chunk Mule February 3, 2026

Tanzanian butthole stare

A stare typically done by those wanting to use power borrowed from the god "Bunghole Mathias"

Yo dude, I used the Tanzanian butthole stare to absolutely beat the mango phonk out of ohioboss69, thats epic dude, bro i used it 99 times!

by Dizzy3xf December 27, 2024

Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.

Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...

by seachips January 24, 2025

motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.

Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

Brazilian Butthole Burn

You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.

The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.

by Gooning Poopoo head February 12, 2025