blumpkin

A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.

That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin

by jenclem February 19, 2011

Blumpkin

A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.

Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.

Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.

by DATAyymbr March 8, 2014

Blumpkin Man

Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.

Blumpkin man wears a visor.

by Jose July 9, 2004

Le blumpkin ultimo

The much fabled predecessor of the blumpkin pie, le blumpkin ultimo is the act of recieving fellatio whilst taking a shit on the toilet, then pinching a piece off and smearing it on the girl/guys nose.

OMG! Mark just totally gave me Le blumpkin ultimo!

by elfa89 May 19, 2009

smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

by goats February 23, 2005

GOLDEN BLUMPKIN

Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.

With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.

you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER"

by Bobby / B- Rad December 12, 2008

Reverse blumpkin

Getting your ass eaten out while taking a piss

Yo I was fucking this chick in the bathroom one day and I had to take s piss and she came up behind me and started sticking her tongue in my ass........reverse blumpkin YEAH BUDDY!!

by Dr fuzzinstine October 21, 2011