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drop bear

Australian tree-dwelling marsupial, found mostly in bushland areas, but also known to live in inner-city parks.
The drop bear is characterised by it's unusual defense mechanism - when the male senses danger, the drop bear glides or 'drops' down from it's perch and uses it's powerful hind spur to barb the enemy's eyes.
A drop bear landed on our tent while we were camping.
by jungle-scrapbook June 22, 2005
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Teddy Bear

A fat guy with a cute face and sweet personality. Huggable and Cuddily!
That guy is def a teddy bear.
by SEXYMAMA6 April 19, 2011
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Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)
I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!
by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003
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Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot
John is such a bob-bear.
by Shawn May 13, 2005
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Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".
Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.
by Mr Casual May 18, 2006
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Hector Beard

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY October 31, 2008
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yummy bear

A nickname for the sweetest guy you would ever know, someone who is amazing. Can be crazy at times, but overall the greatest thing that will ever happen to you.
by mbearr May 6, 2009
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