Bander

A Bander is a holidaymaker that is staying in an all inclusive resort. The wearing of the coloured band gives them ideas of grandeur. This continues into life outside the resort much to the annoyance of the locals.

Non-German band wearers are also know as TwatBanders.
German band wearers are an especially obnoxious breed and are deserving of the term KunterBunders.

Oh shit we'll never get a seat, the bus is full of TwatBanders.
Kunterbunders everywhere, they think they own the bloody island.

by residentofmalta May 8, 2019

Badger-Foot

Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.

Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.

Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.

Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!

Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 30, 2019

Bladder-dragging

A full bladder or having to pee badly.

“Gotta pee so bad, I’m bladder-dragging.”
“Where’s Kim?” “She’s out back bladder-dragging.”
“Bro hurry up, I’m bladder-dragging”

by Kirata July 18, 2019

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Badger

A black and white carnivores nocturnal animal, that is part of the weasel family. It also enjoys sexual activity with young female/male badgers.

Look a badger

by Beast653465 October 7, 2019

banderlog

a sexy troll, basiclly a troll whore

and as you turn the corner, you see a banderlog!

by rabid polar bear October 20, 2019

Badgerable

Easily fooled or angered.

Man Kevin was badgerable when we pranked him bro!

by AYeti700 October 29, 2019