Nina Amber Rose

The author and publisher of all things Thereal Chronicles. Songs, poems, monologues, manuscripts, and textbook style educational promos that shout out her favorite topics like mythology, history, theory, ancient aliens, science, pseudoscience, quantum physics, and even her own random tweets about philosophy and karma on TherealChroniclesark.wordpress.com and therealchronicle.us.

Stalker: "Have you stalked Nina Amber Rose on Facebook or Twitter?"

Fan 1: Oh yeah, nina amber rose is a real person with authentic thoughts, ideas, and feelings that are super hilarious on Facebook at NinaAmberRose and whattayaknow, she is the creator of her own destiny! Her name is Nina Howell!
Fan 2. Oh shit! She tweets at TherealArkHive! I think I am in love Nina Amber Rose!

Fan 1: Totally in love!

by therealchronicles February 15, 2020

De'Amber

De'Amber is a bad bitch!! She dont care bout shit at all. She Does not Like people. She likes darkskins. Hate when people say or do dumb shit. She might be quiet but she can fight n would whoop somebody ass fashoo. Got a small group of friends. NOT FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!! If you get a De'Amber she would want yu to be all hers and give her all yo attention. ONce yu get her u are gonna most def want her back...

OUU that's that bad bitch De'Amber ova there!!

by 🔥🤘🏽🤘🏽😭❤️ July 17, 2019

An Amber Fact

A fact that is, in fact, completely fucking made up bullshit but delivered with such conviction as to make it appear real and avoid challenge within a friendly conversation.

I was surprised that the Vietnamese stripper had such an in-depth knowledge of the transport system in London; "Everyone knows that..." she stated. I considered it was probably an Amber Fact, let her feel important and then jizzed in her eye.

by Rushers1234 October 9, 2019

An Amber

A word for when someone is abusing they’re husband and played victim, but court presented evidence she was guilty. Biggest Karen on the planet that even karens hate.

Someone: stop being such an amber!
Them: sorry man I am nothing like that cunt

by Ihateamberheard December 30, 2020

The Amber

A gorgeous and rare creature. Usually found on the sunniest of beaches, the Amber is fond of being in the ocean. The Amber will often use a board as a floatation devise, and transportation from ocean to shore. If you can get close enough to interact with the Amber, be calm and kind. If you do so, the Amber will most likely give you a generous compliment, and make you feel at ease. If you don’t keep the Ambers attention, or if you aren’t kind, she will quickly move on. The Amber thrives in many different situations, and at many activities. If you are able to get the Amber comfortable enough to prepare food, it is one of the most amazing experiences you could imagine. Ambers also have incredible acoustic, and vocal cognitive processes, and can recognize as well as create beautiful melodies. The Amber has a very aggressive and unique mating ritual, which is reserved only for very strange and elusive Joe.

George: Holy shit is that the Amber over there?!
Ray: That girl over there in the ocean, idk maybe.

by Fruit of the tomb November 23, 2021

Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021

Zahra Amber

Zahra Amber is the sweetest girl you will ever come across. The prettiest drop dead gorgeous women alive. She has a heart of pure gold. If you ever meet a Zahra with a middle name Amber you should give her the biggest hug and never let go.

“Is that Zahra Amber over there” “Yes it is! She’s gorgeous let me give her a hug”

by zaza1011 April 1, 2023