Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024

Tripping balls

(v.) Acting bizarre. Occasionally spelled as "trippin balls".

Person 1: "Yo, Blake got so high last night that he shat in his gaming chair!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was tripping balls!"

by margie.was.hereee July 25, 2023

Quarter Hard ball

A term in which you say when an individual says when another says something stupid. (You would proceed to knock on their forehead twice)

Dumbass: “curry a basketball player?”
You: Quarter hard ball!

by FreakMan445 December 3, 2022

Fortnite Balls

Balls from the Hit Game Fortnite™. If you see someone suck these balls, they are gay, like boys, and kidnap autistic kids.

Peter: Man I love sucking Fortnite Balls
Timmy: Yo wtf you're gay??

by fortnite balls enthusiast December 12, 2022

Dripping balls

When the balls are dripping from sweat or semen or saliva or all the above

Right before I came she sucked on my dripping balls

by Taking candy from a baby July 5, 2020

Balle

Slang för ballong

*Liten balle du har!
*Skulle du kunna blåsa upp min balle? Den är för liten!
*De delar ut gratis ballar till barn på donken, ska du ha?

by 7four7 September 18, 2024