Touched out

When you want to punch your toddler in the face and your women's self defense training comes to the front of your mind when your husband grabs your ass.

A touched out mom isn't good for anyone. Wean your damn 2 year old and ask your husband to whack off for a few days.

by Stan K. Phartz July 12, 2016

touch

v. hit; lay; have intercourse with

"Let me know is it cool to touch"

by shish September 1, 2004

Touché

When u say something to someone and they have no reply back for it.

Joe: Hey dude i fucked your girlfriend
Bill: Hey dude i fucked ya mum
Joe: Ah Touché

by Smokey McPatterson May 20, 2005

Casual Boob Touch

When you reach out casually and touch someone's boob, calling out CASUAL BOOB TOUCH, as you do it. Similar to scooping except more casual. Not scooping under the boob but touching it with your whole palm as if going for a feel. Its lots of fun. Created by two kids in Greenville. Kenzi L & Lissa J. (Hopefully will become popular and played in schools everywhere!)

Boy1: *touches boob* Casualboobtouch!!
Boy2: Hey isnt that like scooping?
Boy1:No way dude, casual boob touch is so much more fun!!

by Casualboobtouchinator May 4, 2010

thoughts

Short for "You read my thoughts". See second definition of ord.

B : I'm starved. Let's head to the Waffle House.

P : Thoughts!

by P-Diddler June 30, 2003

touch a boy dick day

u got a pass to touch any boy dick

go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

deep thought pyscho babble

When someone tries to make a statement that only they understand.(DTPB)

When someone thinks they have a brilliant idea that will change the minds and lives of others but no one understand exaclty what that is.

College Freshmen waste the professor's time with their deep thought pyscho babble.

I could not distinguish the speaker's main points from her deep thought pyscho babble.

by neight ford August 16, 2007