Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.

The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.

by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

smoothfab

Someone who is illiterate; dumb

That’s very smoothfab of you.

by n54nikki April 11, 2024

Smoothie

Smoothie as heard in NCT Dreams latest song When you cum inside someone and keep thrusting to "mix it up like a smoothie"

I made a smoothie inside that girl last night!

by Nuggets2000 April 14, 2024

Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack

The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

smoothbone

Sex addict from Vashon Island.

Can you believe smoothbone cheated on his wife again.

by Smoothbone May 2, 2024

Smolt

The action of one lighting their penis on fire, typically by using a form of lighter fluid or gasoline, in the effort to burn off ones pubic hairs, rather than shaving.

"My penis was like a forest, but after a round of smolting it was all gone!"

by Clxotn May 11, 2024

Smolt

The act of one lighting their own genitals on fire in the act to remove their pubic hairs, rather than the traditional shaving.

"Yeah, I smolted yesterday."

"How is it healing?"

"Its gone."

by Clxotn May 15, 2024