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Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves
"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"
by Mali656 December 1, 2017
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Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine
Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.
by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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shower harvey

A bitch from a popular tv show pretty little liars. She dated Emily and lied about everything. She had no motive to hurt/ become red coat. She helped -A for no reason. She showers a lot for no reason hence shower Harvey. Therefore Sara Shower Harvey is a bitch.
Spencer- do you remember Sara Harvey?
Emily- Don’t bring up that bitch.
Sara shower Harvey- annoying bitch who showers too much.
by Pllgirl April 5, 2019
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Sloperator

A (usually) chubby, overly serious guy who looks like he did four tours with the SFs/Rangers in Afghanistan but actually never joined the service.

Wears only Grunt Style t-shirts spewing some crap about being a sheepdog, tactical pants, desert tan boots, Oakley sunglasses, and a multi-cam baseball hat. Typically accompanied by a neck beard. Only combat experience is via air soft/paintball/video games. Drives a giant lifted truck but can’t park for SHITE. Only listens to FFDP.
I bet the only time that sloperator went to war was for the last Popeyes chicken sandwich.
by MegCat March 28, 2020
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showercurtaining

During the coronavirus pandemic of 2020/2021 social distancing was introduced and sex pretty much banned.

The best and safest solution was to buy a new shower curtain (clear) each time you had a new partner and cut a hole in the middle and place it between you.

On completion you dispose of the shower curtain, ask the person to leave and vacate the room for 72 hours.
Tom has a date coming over tonight so will be showercurtaining to make sure it is extra safe.
by Hydehun March 5, 2021
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shower

jacob is a nit bag cuz he never showers
by your fat mums sister April 27, 2021
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