Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

Samuel

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx

Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x

by Ralphp May 31, 2024

Samuel

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

by JetJunkie June 4, 2024

Samuel M

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

I want to make out with you, you must be Samuel M

by JetJunkie June 5, 2024

Squelching

The act of cutting your own penis off while ejaculating and then subsequently eating it as if it was a twinkie.

The elder sigma was reaching the end of his days, so he decided to give squelching a go.

by OogaBoogaMan99 June 5, 2024

Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.

Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.

by Sigmalord June 6, 2024