Min-ty Salad

The Min-ty Salad is a sex act which involves spreading the butt cheeks of a consenting sexual partner, applying toothpaste around the anus, and then swirling the area with your tongue. The effervescence of the toothpaste and tongue is pleasing to the receiver and the minty freshness is pleasing to the giver. The Min-ty Salad was popularized by an ingenious Asian man in New York City named "Min" who plays pool and may or may not loves toothpaste. Rinsing afterwards is recommend (for both parties).

I was so proud of my wife for winning that pool tournament last night; I brought a tube of toothpaste into the bedroom last night and gave her a Min-ty Salad.

by Min4Cheng August 28, 2023

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

salad toke

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should be in reference to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.

Yo, are you down to get some salad toke?

by lets nina dance October 22, 2009

Flaming Salaami

The act of masturbating at a speed so fast that the friction causes your penis to catch fire.

Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.

by FannyFondler December 13, 2008

strip salad

A salad with breaded chicken strips. If you can get past the fact you're eating deep fried chicken on your salad, you're most likely putting a mountain of ranch dressing on it to make it equally unhealthy. The perfect million calorie salad.

Commonly served at Chick-fil-A and many other fine restaurants.

I'm trying to lose weight so I only eat strip salads with extra ranch dressing.

by JohnRyder June 12, 2007

fuck salad drunk

Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.

the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.

by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010

soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island

I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer

by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010