Rusty Crotch

Someone who is unfortunate enough to be born with red hair. Thus, having red pubic hair.

Note, not all red heads have red pubes, but it's out there.

Often an offensive term used to tease people with red hair.

Man: "Yo, Rusty Crotch!"
Man with red hair: "Fuck you!"

by Daisy D November 14, 2005

A Rusty Venture

jerkin' off so much your dick gets red and sore.............. as seen in the venture bros. , I believe this definition seems the most true of them all.

HOOKER: A rusty venture is when u ....... and then you....and then jerk them off with the poo.

BROCK SAMSON: That's not a rusty venture..... A rusty venture is when u jerk it so much it gets red and unusable

by twenty-four November 25, 2010

Rusty Unicorn

Shit in a condom and use as a Dildo

I tried a rusty unicorn last night!

by Davely June 7, 2014

Rusty Spaceship

To Freeze a turd and use it as a dill doe in that special someone's vagina.

I squeezed off a fresh loaf and decided to use the old Rusty Spaceship on my girlfriend.

by sgt_purdyjd March 24, 2008

rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.

My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.

by bryceb476 April 7, 2015

Rusty Venture

As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.

He watched so much Skinamax, he gave himself a Rusty Venture.

by Meatbaal November 26, 2010

Rusty Crayfish

While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.

Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".

by Great_Dane_of_Love January 20, 2010