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rusty doorknob

When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.
"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."
by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 5, 2011
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Rusty Venture

An alcoholic mixed drink created by wayward comic creator Chandra Free. The ingredients of which have not been specified.

The drink is a reference to a "Rusty Venture", which is a supposed specific, vulgar sex act whose definition is constantly in question, and which provides a running joke in the "Operation P.R.O.M." episode of "The Venture Bros.". A television program on Adult Swim, a late night, grown up block of shows on the Cartoon Network.

The hypothetical drink's creation derives from a conversation on the social networking site Twitter that Chandra had with a deranged, yet tragically visionary fan.

This creation mythos is widely accepted among Venture scholars, since during her free time Chandra became heavily involved in the VB community, and captured its hearts when her fan art was featured during infamous Adult Swim bumps. Furthermore, her subsequent graphic novel "The God Machine" features a foreword by Doc Hammer, co-creator of the Venture Bros.
My friends are coming over to watch season 4. I ordered a pizza, I'm practicing my SGT. Hatred voice, and Spookychan is making Rusty Ventures in the kitchen.
by Hibulp May 18, 2011
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rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.
it was fucking sick when jill gave andre a rusty trumbone and he took a shit in her face and splooshed in her hand
by zak k. June 9, 2003
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Rusty Sheriff's Badge

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.
Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!
by J_Dogg January 2, 2009
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Rusty Jane

Slang term for the drug Midazolam, a potent, fast acting benzodiazepine used for acute pain relief, before medical procedures, and in some cases terminal sedation in cancer patients. The term Rusty Jane comes from the drug's ability to sometimes cause mild inter-ocular bleeding, causing the patient to see everything in a pink or red hue.
The doctor gave me some Rusty Jane before surgery. Trust your pain to Rusty Jane.
by YerluvinunclePaul December 22, 2010
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Rusty-Milkshake

a.k.a. Chocalate Mudslide
To cum in ones anus and to have that person squat and push the
cum out of their ass into a cup then to injest the brownish-white fluid
I fucked this bitch in her ass until I came then I made her squrit it in a cup and drink it ....That bitch loved that rusty-milkshake.
by Spacegrass May 23, 2006
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