Coke rizz

When an obese individual (particularly art and PE teachers), use a certain type of rizz to attract beverages such as Coca-Cola. This will not work on Diet Coke, and will barely work on Coke Zero Sugar.

I heard that the art teacher has some extreme Coke rizz!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.

Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Coke collector

A person who travels around the world to collect Coca-Cola bottles and cans.

Going on a trip to Ukraine is such a Coke collector thing to do.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 3, 2016

Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

Coke and Pepsi Theory

She hates coke, He loves coke

The Coke and Pepsi Theory defined as they make the perfect couple, just like the Olive, and Pickle Theory

by peepyweepy March 3, 2023

Coke

a drink that is very tasty when you same it up it explodes and it’s at every store!

Julia:is that coke?
Her mom:let’s go Julia.
Julia:Wait mom can I get coke

by Nicole21💩 July 16, 2021