An overrated, shitty, annoying singer/songwriter that looks like a cross between David Coverdale of Whitesnake and my left testicle.
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Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
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Her name means Gift From God.
She is exactly that.
Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)
and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
She is exactly that.
Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)
and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
person 1 - "woah"
person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"
person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"
person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
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She is exactly that.
Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)
and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
She is exactly that.
Absolutely the most amazing girlfriend a guy could ask for. Super sweet, excessively kind, stunningly beautiful, and always loves more then most would think was possible!!! She makes friends everywhere she goes. she will make you really happy when you are down, and she'll be there when no one else is. Micaela will always make you laugh at her really cute jokes. She loves music and loves to dance. She is so humble and is always looking out for others. Micaela is the type of person that once you find them, you want to be with them forever!!! you always feel like your flying high up on cloud nine when your with her... ;)
and she has the most beautiful eyes ever!!!
person 1 - "woah"
person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"
person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
person 2 - "yeah, thats Micaela"
person 1 - "i think she's an angel, she's just hiding her wings"
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