Math Shot

When publishers or bookstores decide to offer a big discount to vaccinated customers keen to hone their mathematical problem-solving or guesstimation skills, who show their vaccination card and the math book to the cashier—a promotion to get kids, parents, and teachers all jabbed to minimize infection or reinfection, not to say, hospitalization.

At a popular bookstore, the math shot promotion for a set of four Singapore math textbooks and workbooks is: “$39 with Shots; $144 sans Shots.”

by MathPlus May 30, 2021

FICA Math

When the Singapore authorities could stop, disable, or block access to any online math content, which was unprovenly created via the works of foreign mathematicians or math educators, that the government deems politically, racially, religiously, or socially inappropriate to be published, because it could cast doubt or create confusion in the minds of locals, who could then have a low or wavering confidence in the Ministry of Education (MOE)’s goal in making the “fine” city an innumerate-free nation—FICA is short for “Foreign Interference (Countermeasures) Act.”

With a penalty of a fine of up to S$5,000 and continuing fines of up to S$500 for “every day or part of a day” for refusing to remove any politically incorrect content, guesstimate how much FICA math revenue could be generated annually from “mathematically significant” individuals and organizations that committed a mathematical offence.

by MathPlus October 13, 2021

math head

someone who is exceptional in math but also appears to be a pre-teen, constantly accuses people of stealing his things, thinks he is better than anyone and everyone because he is clearly above needing to study or take notes, is a heart breaker (Elaine, Krista and all of the other Westminster Chicketies)and thinks that their roomates have nothing better to do with thier time than to clown on him after his 11:00 bedtime.

Natanial Remmert is a math head

by Nate Remmert November 10, 2008

math class

If you were smart enough to realize it, the place where you learn the key to the universe.

Only fools, morons, idiots, and nobodies disrespect math, science, history, english, and all other forms of learning.

You can daydream your way to working as a janitor the rest of your life.

I should have paid attention in math class. They guy who got straight As makes millions now.

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

math

Physics' bitch. Only practical application being in phyiscs; otherwise completely useless. Similar to a whore: only good for one thing.

Sir Isaac Newton developed calculus for use in physics problems.

by Frunkard June 27, 2005

mathafucka

A very stupid person who needs to stop it

"Elijah stop!!! Mathafucka

by Badbish143 February 23, 2017

bastard math

The math to figure out who the daddy is

Grandma : Give her some daddy daughter time
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?

Grandma: Do the bastard math

Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK

by Pizza pockets October 15, 2019