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markus shakotko

markus is so lit im like gonna ! . )

!. ) german
hey markus shakotko you are the gem of i am german
by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGIRLfreindDYLAN January 26, 2023
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Markuss

A man who needs to be dicked down and get a shotgun blown up his asshole, this man is too horny for his own good.
"MARKUSS YOUR WEINER IS TOO BIGGGG"
"i will kill you markuss"
"IM HORNY FOR YOU MARKUSS"-DOM
by ihavmycocinmyhandrightnow April 21, 2023
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marvus

god i want marvus's tiddies rn
by xoidish August 14, 2023
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Andy Marcuѕ

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.
Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're Andy Marcuѕ.
by Ana For Andу March 23, 2013
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Jens-Marius

Jens-Marius is a man who is very nice, and a complete gentleman. He is often defeated in arguments. He drives a red car, and like beavers.
That guy is such a Jens-Marius.

You're such a douche, why can't you be more of a Jens-Marius.
by Idvi July 29, 2012
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Cole Marushi

Chase: Cole Marushi, Ben is the father.
by dan2dupper December 8, 2017
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Billy Marcum

Fat, unexplainable pice of white trash.
Mom: Billy go let my ducks out.
Billy Marcum: FUCK NO NIGGA!!
by Billy Ray markum November 30, 2019
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