David Johnson

A person who likes to suck cock along with being the worst running back in the NFL. Along with any other person with the name is also gay.

yo guys, david johnson is gay and sucks cock but he's bad with the cardinals, keeping sucking dick, so you can get paid.or anyone with the name david johnson.

by TheUnderGod September 3, 2019

magic johnson

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

by pimpshit May 15, 2006

Johnson County

Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, and a couple hundred thousand soccer moms. The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.

You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.

Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.

by Andrew El Taco April 8, 2005

Hop off my Johnson

Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".

Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.

Josh: Hop off my Johnson!

*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*

by Laffs November 14, 2011

jack johnson

In WWI, a nickname for artillery shells. The name was mostly used by the Canadian soldiers.

The trenches may have been eight feet deep, but the men in them never felt safe from the Whizbangs, Minnies, Jack Johnsons, Rum Jars, and Coal Boxes, whose ingenious nicknames masked their deadly purpose.
-Vimy by Pierre Berton

by K to the C October 24, 2006

don johnson

a huge amont cocaine snorted within two or three hours of purchasing

I scored some don johnson last night so that is why i'm calling you from jail.

by philbert August 24, 2004

Magic Johnson

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

by Shawt November 15, 2009