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Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".
Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.
Josh: Hop off my Johnson!
*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*
Josh: Hop off my Johnson!
*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*
by Laffs November 14, 2011
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