Magic Johnson

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

by Shawt November 16, 2009

Texas

Texting on your cell phone while driving a Lexus.
Warning: Void in all leases.

I know I've made it now; I'm Texas.

by Shawt November 21, 2009