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jesusfreak

A highly obnoxious person who never shuts up about Jesus, God, church, or any combination of these. They constantly try to convert people to their religion, and often mistake politeness as an agreement to join their cultish Jesus-freak ways.

A common trait in Jesus Freaks is their total lack of interest in actually following the morals and such of their own religion, even though they pretend to (i.e., lying, adultery, etc). They also believe that Jesus and God make everything better, and anything negative in their lives must be pinned on Satan.

Of course, they only use God and Jesus and religion as a crutch because they can't handle the harsh reality that is called life.
Jesusfreak: I was reborn in Christ, and now everything is magically better!

Not-Jesusfreak: ...I don't believe in God, jesusfreak.

Jesusfreal: Get thee away, SATAN!

(Bible verse-quoting and holy water-throwing ensues.)
by Moo Moo Muffin June 27, 2008
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jesus tits

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
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jesus awesome

That pizza was jesus awesome.
by II VeZ II January 11, 2009
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jesus loves you

When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.
Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?
by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010
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Jesus Chain

A Jesus Chain Is A Cross With A Chain THat You Wear Around Your Neck.
"I Forgot To Wear My Jesus Chain"
"I Got A Jesus Chain For My Confirmation"
by Brandon Harripersaud July 26, 2006
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Give it to Jesus

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.
Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.
by PPink February 20, 2009
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jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"
jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?
by LayItonYou March 24, 2007
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