jason voorhees

a guy from the series called "friday the 13th". he iz tall dead uses a machette 2 kill wears a hocky mask and grusome.he died as a kid at camp crystal lake, he drowned because no1 would kome in the water 2 help the poor little fuck.so now he seeks revenge in just killing random people!

"oh my god look at that guy getting hiz head sliced off!!!!"

"itz like a jason voorhees copycat!!!!!!!"

jason voorhees by trevor jordan June 8, 2005

jason wahler 

frequent user of U.D terminology.

my daddy my pimp etc.

luh dat hoe.

Jason Wahler dekcuf Megan Mcdonald

jason wahler by xxxxxxxxmeg June 15, 2008

Jason Born 

Justin Bieber's future son. He is baby swaggin. And has over 6 million mamacitas.

"Im naming my child jason born"

Jason Born by biebsfanatic17 January 19, 2011

Jason Li 

A person who is considered by society a fake hype beast, shellshock noob, and a warriors bandwagon.

That kid recently started acting like Jason Li

Jason Li by 31 savage September 26, 2018

Jason Collins

Someone who is depressed and gets attached very easily to girls he starts dating and avoids hanging out with his friends. Most likely leads to moving in with the girl too early and a quick engagement.

Man, Steve just lost his virginity and now he's a regular Jason Collins.

Jason Collins by miked202 March 2, 2011

Jason Kidd 

God, or Jesus Christ on the court. Beat his wife 'cause he was swinging his arms. He told her, "If I hit you, it's not my fault!" The blood wasn't even real.

Swear against him and J Kidd will damn you to hell and shit on your grave!

Jason Kidd by John Don May 2, 2005

Jason Statham 

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

Jason Statham by BadassDude May 26, 2009