The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).
Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."
by JunkyardECM November 1, 2010
Get the Race the beer homemug. by Barbirgirlfan69 May 17, 2022
Get the Youtube Home Pagemug. An analog horror series made by Remy Abode.
Normally,in the episodes,the first part starts off as normal,then it slowly becomes more insane and creepy.The plot-
WARNING:SPOILERS!!!
The plot is about a mysterious planet called The Iris,which came and mutated Neptune.It is apparently the second planet in the System which has life.It is a living creature btw,and it sends down woodcrawlers which invade people’s homes,mostly homes with large families.The humans that are killed then get replaced by “Fake People”,which are shadows of people that act abnormal.Throughout the later episodes,Creatures appear in the sea and a disease also comes to Earth which spreads roots that invade areas.It is called “Deep Root Disease”,which can control an animal or human.Bulbs will appear on the skin,which will grow roots and make contact with the bone,therefore being able to spread with ease and take over the host.The host will be consumed and replaced with red fleshy roots,and at this point,they are no longer considered human.They are completely immobile,meaning they can not speak or move.They will turn into a nature’s mockery which is an alien like tree stump which spreads the disease to others.A bear also contracted the disease and mutated to a large mountain sized man eating monster,known as “The Wretch”.
Normally,in the episodes,the first part starts off as normal,then it slowly becomes more insane and creepy.The plot-
WARNING:SPOILERS!!!
The plot is about a mysterious planet called The Iris,which came and mutated Neptune.It is apparently the second planet in the System which has life.It is a living creature btw,and it sends down woodcrawlers which invade people’s homes,mostly homes with large families.The humans that are killed then get replaced by “Fake People”,which are shadows of people that act abnormal.Throughout the later episodes,Creatures appear in the sea and a disease also comes to Earth which spreads roots that invade areas.It is called “Deep Root Disease”,which can control an animal or human.Bulbs will appear on the skin,which will grow roots and make contact with the bone,therefore being able to spread with ease and take over the host.The host will be consumed and replaced with red fleshy roots,and at this point,they are no longer considered human.They are completely immobile,meaning they can not speak or move.They will turn into a nature’s mockery which is an alien like tree stump which spreads the disease to others.A bear also contracted the disease and mutated to a large mountain sized man eating monster,known as “The Wretch”.
by HalalChad April 19, 2023
Get the Gemini Home Entertainmentmug. Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.
by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018
Get the Hustling at home mommug. When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
by mrperson123 January 22, 2020
Get the Keep a kosher homemug. Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.
by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016
Get the Uterine Homing Devicemug. In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023
Get the Craving the walk homemug.