headmaster

headmaster, n.

(1) the principal of a school or similar educational institution

(2) someone who is really good at oral sex

I got sent to the headmaster.

by IKEA May 12, 2004

Health Nazi

A person who forces his or her healthy lifestyle on others through supporting legal bans of anything unhealthy. As well as being an all around A-hole to anyone who isn't like them. Such people generally have a "holier-than-thou" attitude all around, are only looking for yet another reason to look down on people who don't live up to their perceived view of the world.

Don't be such a health Nazi!

by Salemcripple December 20, 2010

Heather Mills

A little slut who does not deserve the wonder that is Paul McCartney. See: peg leg.

"I killed Heather Mills. I am now Lexie McCartney and I don't have to worry about her and her fake leg getting in the way."

by Lexie February 10, 2004

Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009

Smh My Head

Created by the instagram meme gods smh my head is when smh doesn't suffice to the amount of head shaking required to be disappointed in something.

Bitches don't even pray to god anymore, they just pray to Cardi B, smh my head

by SenseiCheekClapper January 9, 2018

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

it's a comical way to say "keep going" or "push through" or whatever. its supposed to be an encouraging quote and usually serves its purpose, also making that person smile

"dude i've been so sad. i can't believe he left me for that other girl"
"hey, keep your head up princess, your tiara is falling"

by anakin skywalker May 16, 2013

Head Smear

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.

"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."

by Effsix April 11, 2010