cradle of filth

A Black Metal band that has recently become popular. You now have a bunch of black metallers pissed because they're one of the first Black Metal bands to become as popular as they are.

Cradle of Filth, the most well known black metal of band to date.

by Bruce D. July 16, 2008

filth chasm

The vagina(hopefully unseen) that very ugly skanks and sluts possess.

"I don't want that pussy, it'd be a filth chasm."

by Diego June 23, 2003

filterwhore

A person who overuses the filter effect in Adobe Photoshop, hardly using any other tools.

His graphics may look good, but he is just another filterwhore.

by Nic February 13, 2005

Filthy Fuentes

The coordinated act of eating a meal that sickens oneself, quickly leading to an intense situation where one sharts while concurrently vomiting.

May be related to the Spanish translation of the word Fuentes, in this case meaning 'Filthy Fountain', due to the output of nasty material at the same time from various orifices, much like a filthy fountain.

An eat-with-your-hands dinner theater event at the local Renaissance Fair initiated the chain of events that ultimately led Phyllis to be the victim of a Filthy Fuentes she will not soon forget.

by Lucille Henderson May 1, 2006

fifty cent cigar

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Filthy Colgate

A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."

When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.

by John Mclane August 3, 2007

filthy ramiriz

When one partner inserts two fingers into their own anus, removes them, then inserts the same fingers up their partners anus, removes the said fingers, penetrates the anus while shoving the shitty fingers up their partners nose.

The food in the restaurant was so foul, I thought the chef was serving me with the filthy ramiriz.

by Phil T. and Jim Rim October 19, 2007