French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

Tunisian Doorknob

When you shove a doorknob in a girl’s butthole while milking your pet llama. You then climax and cum on a Tunisian turtle while getting pegged by an olympic bodybuilder. After cumming you take a nasty shit on the doorknob.

“Will where is my doorknob”

“Ah my bad, I was givin Karen a Tunisian Doorknob”

by MartinBaumm December 15, 2022

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by SassyPirate February 25, 2023

Radley doorknob

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole

I got a Radley doorknob last night

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

Dusty Doorknob

An idiot, used as alternative to "dumb fuck"

How could you not do the simplest thing, you dusty doorknob!

by NicoZee June 5, 2024

Liberal Doorknocker

The nose peirceing in the middle of nostrils ,that signify that you our anti trump and want the world to know it!!! Too woke for the side of nose , put your bull headed ideals in the front

Some Karen with her liberal doorknocker just keyed my neighbor’s Tesla !

by Jmcconn12345 March 21, 2025

Lockable Doorknob

A doorknob that locks.

Nick from target needs to buy a “lockable doorknob.”

by ace_of_spades07 September 1, 2025