Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.

Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Doctrine Rage

The emotional meltdown that occurs when someone’s opinion deviates even slightly from the approved social or political doctrine. Usually accompanied by quote-tweet fury, moral grandstanding, and a desperate need to reaffirm tribal purity.

“She said merit mattered more than identity and triggered full-blown Doctrine Rage in the comments.”

by TalkieToaster October 28, 2025

Doctor’s right

The side opposite a person’s actual right side, as seen from a doctor's perspective during an examination.

Doctor’s right to think the opposite

by nomdeplumegary November 2, 2025

the docker doles

A Fantastic Upcoming band origanting from leicester, loving life, played on the same stage as bands such as the subways, arctic monkeys, blur, pulp, oasis and laods more

that band the docker doles are fuking brilliant

by Crigga September 7, 2006

s.doctoring

when a guy and his date are sitting together on the ground, and the guy puts his head in his date's lap,
instead of the other way around.

" I know you're shorter than her, but really, did you have to start s.doctoring ? "

by nooel September 1, 2007

fraud doctor

a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you

The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.

by ray giller April 5, 2008

Oral Doctor Special

A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.

I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.

by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009