Nine Divines

The Nine Divines are a ground of Aedra deitys that form a pantheon. They have the most important religious order in Tamriel.

The Nine Divines' pantheon include:
Akatosh
Arkay
Dibella
Julianos
Kynareth
Mara
Stendarr
Talos
Zenithar

NOTE: Click on the link to get full information on the gods.

Man: "Bless the Nine Divines."

by Pvt. Blizz June 30, 2016

detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.

My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016

ratchet diva

A ratchet diva defines the trend of bisexual men who park idiling cars in front of convenience stores with the music blasting in order to attract male suitors. The diva will leave the car and watch from inside the store or area bushes to see if he approves of the mate who enters the car. They are referred to as ratchet due to their lack of money which is reflected in the cheap cars they drive and their propensity to act ghetto despite living in wealthy states

The trend of leaving an empty idiling car running with the music is particularly stupid since it often leads to dead batteries, running out of gas or getting your car stolen.

That ratchet diva kept us up all night blasting reggaeton.

If my car was as shitty as that ratchet diva's, I wouldn't draw attention to it.

That sad ratchet diva is a moron. Guy left his car running with the keys in it. His ride got stolen

Watch your man, I hear he's a ratchet diva.

by Dictionary David August 5, 2017

Sheet Diver

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.

After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".

by happy hal August 10, 2017

hood divorce

When you separate and live in different houses but NEVER file any divorce papers
- Aunt Wendy (Williams)

They are "hood divorced", not divorced divorced.

by LambfromSweden January 24, 2018

shelf diving

When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)

"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"

by tricksterTime February 8, 2019

Ghost division

1. A nickname for German 7th Panzer Division led by Erwin Rommel. It's mainly know for it's actions in France in 1940.

2. Sabaton song about said division

It's impressive that Ghost Division moved 200km into France in one day.

by Tomsow(12) May 12, 2019