2 definitions by cinnamon-the-cat

detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.

My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016

Lara Holden-downes

Picture of a hot chick holding a frying pan and a hammer, wanting help with her homework.

This chick wants help with her homework. She's probably a fake. Get a Lara Holden-downes from her before you help her out.

by cinnamon-the-cat February 5, 2010