salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016

Flag

Get the salad date mug.

Weird Dating

When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.

Do not do weird dating.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

Flag

Get the Weird Dating mug.

D date

A date that is strictly for getting the D

They’re not going on an actual date it’s just a D date

by Theresnoautofillhere March 2, 2020

Flag

Get the D date mug.

were not dating

Susan were not dating just stop asking me to do stuff with you

Person 1: "Jerry will you go on a picnic with me?"
Person 2: "No stupid ass were not dating"
Person 1 does not understand the term 'break up'

by JerryDoesThings November 14, 2020

Flag

Get the were not dating mug.

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017

Flag