safety date

A girl who'll go out with a gay guy who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because he can use her to maintain his "straight" persona.

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A guy who'll go out with a lesbian girl who's not out to anyone else, because she knows he's safe and because she can use him to maintain her "straight" persona.
"Hey, take a look, Kyle brought a girl to the dance! I thought he was gay."
"He's gay, she's his safety date."
"Cool."
by colinian October 29, 2006
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ROTFLASC

Rolling on the Floor Laughing and Scaring the Cat.
When I read her story I was, like, ROTFLASC!
by colinian November 06, 2006
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